What The Fuck~

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

c-cassandra:

My hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

silverhead13:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

Like, I can’t be bought. What don’t you understand about that?

silverhead13:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

Like, I can’t be bought. What don’t you understand about that?

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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safewordstealy:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

Wait why not?

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

breakfastburritoe:

reblogging your own selfies like *justin timberlake voice* im bringing sexy back