if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
My hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3
SHE SAID IT.
Like, I can’t be bought. What don’t you understand about that?
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
Wait why not?
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblogging your own selfies like *justin timberlake voice* im bringing sexy back